bang

thefrogman:

We’ve come so far. 

thefrogman:

I’m confident this guy is a jackass. 

thefrogman:

Russian peer pressure is harsh. 

thefrogman:

That’s a big squeaky duck.

Note Card Wisdom

thefrogman:

Shortly after, her head exploded. 

thefrogman:

I forgot what I was going to say. 

thefrogman:

I forgot what I was going to say. 

thefrogman:

Life after Dunder Mifflin. 

thefrogman:

Life after Dunder Mifflin. 

A summary of this morning’s events.
thefrogman:

Don’t worry. Every girl I’ve talked to says size doesn’t matter. Just learn to do the alphabet with your tongue and you’ll be fine. 

thefrogman:

Don’t worry. Every girl I’ve talked to says size doesn’t matter. Just learn to do the alphabet with your tongue and you’ll be fine. 

thefrogman:

Special FX!

thefrogman:

Special FX!