shiningdazzler:

It was bound to happen. I’ve been making the joke for months now.

Drew the one who doodles rumps, as the genius who is plump.

I’m going to hell

Day 8 of tablet practice.

factsandchicks:

A person who is strongly attracted to someone’s intelligence is called a “sapiosexual.”

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factsandchicks:

Mr. Burns (from “The Simpsons) answers the phone using the phrase “ahoy hoy”. This was Alexander Graham Bell’s original intended greeting when answering the phone, not ”hello.”

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factsandchicks:

Disney wanted Robin Williams for the voice of the genie in “Aladdin” so much that they animated and lip-synced the genie doing actual stand-up comedy from Williams before ever approaching him. Williams was so impressed that he immediately signed on.

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factsandchicks:

Women Who Have Unprotected Sex Are Happier and Smarter, Thanks to Mood-Elevating Properties of Semen.

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rachetcitybitch:

smdh…….we fuckin cars now?

freekahzoid:

Mail Time: Steve gets a LETTER
 Lmfao Im done with myself

factsandchicks:

It’s a common prank among kids in Japan to stick fingers into other people’s butts when they’re not looking.

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